Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 14, 2020

And teeth breakers.

Plenty of fibre!

now with more grit…

Is it OY or OW?

Not funny after shattering my wrist during a fall.

Yeah. But how do they taste?

I bet the taste rocks.

sounds like a great way to build muscles. :)

Do you snack on those in the car pool tunnel?

Got a box of generic brand crackers, the words were printed on the box as follows:

Buttery

Crackers,

and then in smaller print right below that…

with whole wheat.

When putting them away at home part of the box was covered by another box, to my delight I found I was eating…

butt crack, with whole.

Recommended by dentists everywhere!

Zitz Crackers…another “wacky” version.

S/B ‘Ground Stone’ crackers!

Only for a-wrist-ocrats.

But do they get soggy in humid weather?

Mmm, good cracker!

Grew up with Wacky Packages and totally love these

Ouch, that must really hurt.

Isn’t ‘The Rist’ a hotel where Rudy Giuliani holds his crackers press conferences?

Who is going to carry those crackers to the car from the store? Not me!