Does this shovel make my butt look big?
So is sun, if you are a snowman.
That sounds like something you say to other people to persuade them to shovel for you.
Snowman, “I’m just trimming a little off the back.” (or off my backside.)
But watch out for a heart attack while shoveling!
I had to shovel today. There was a layer of ice at the bottom. I definitely had my workout for the day.
Oh! That this too, too solid flesh would melt!
Careful there, Frosty! You’ll fall over backwards!
The last snowfall made my butt look to big…
A new definition for, “snow sculpting.”
“Get off my ass!”
Shoveling makes my back hurt. My wife told me to “lift with your legs.” Now my back and my legs hurt.
It took about two hundred pounds off my driveway.
That is something I did not need to see today, lol, thanks.
Priceless! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start the day!
That must be a Kardasian snowman.
Good one as usual, Mr. P.
There’s snow doubt about it.
September 06, 2014
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
Does this shovel make my butt look big?
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
So is sun, if you are a snowman.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That sounds like something you say to other people to persuade them to shovel for you.
Doug K almost 4 years ago
Snowman, “I’m just trimming a little off the back.” (or off my backside.)
Darryl Heine almost 4 years ago
But watch out for a heart attack while shoveling!
Imagine almost 4 years ago
I had to shovel today. There was a layer of ice at the bottom. I definitely had my workout for the day.
dlkrueger33 almost 4 years ago
Oh! That this too, too solid flesh would melt!
pathamil almost 4 years ago
Careful there, Frosty! You’ll fall over backwards!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
The last snowfall made my butt look to big…
EmmettWayne almost 4 years ago
A new definition for, “snow sculpting.”
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
“Get off my ass!”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Shoveling makes my back hurt. My wife told me to “lift with your legs.” Now my back and my legs hurt.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
It took about two hundred pounds off my driveway.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That is something I did not need to see today, lol, thanks.
thejanith Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Priceless! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start the day!
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
That must be a Kardasian snowman.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good one as usual, Mr. P.
almost 4 years ago
There’s snow doubt about it.