Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 03, 2021

“If I had a hammer…”

Nailed it!

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Must have been good! They’ll all be looking over their shoulders all the way home.

When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail

And they’re biting their nails, too!!!

So they’ve just seen the latest superhero horror movie.

They’d love Iron Nail.

Looks like they’re going to get hammered.

The sign over on the right better be careful, also

I’ll bet their little hearts are pounding

oooo! Can’t touch this – MC Hammer

If you’d been hit with a hammer like Mjolnir, you’d be thor too!

Bet they’re galvanized into action.

When does Mjölnir get his own movie?

Did Pete Seeger do the theme song for this? Although I always associate it with Peter, Paul, and Mary.

You’d expect to get hammered in a bar but not in a theater.

Don’t hurt ’em, Hammer!

They are not worthy.

BTW, Happy Thor’s day

Now let a car go slowly past playing Peter, Paul & Mary from the stereo. “If I had a hammer…”

I always thought that Thor should have been produced by Hammer Film Studio.

Why do people think they have to comment on every comic? I guess the lack of feeling “important” really gets some people.

Thor is scary, but even worse is his brother—the Mighty Sore.

Let’s go to a bar and get hammered.

A d for your thoughts.

Was his date Ten Penny?

if they run into a hammer they’re screwed…

I’d rather be a hammer than a nail….

Bwhahahahaha! :)