Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 06, 2021

Restraining order already in effect.

Punt.

I see lots of woman saying that they enjoy hiking. I thought they meant the other. I was wrong. I will add hiking to my likes from now on.

Pay him back with the “Lucy and Charlie Brown” trick.

Also: Only Bennie knows where the bodies are buried.

It could have been worse. He could have wanted her to do the hiking.

Buh, buh, buh, Bennie’s with the Jets!

Suddenly she snapped.

She could kick herself for not doing a little more research on him.

Bennie has a quartet that does Elton John cover songs at New York football games – Bennie and the Jets.

Bennie was a little disappointed too. He had invested twenty-five cents in this already and she didn’t seem to want to play this position. He wants his quarter back.

Will this relationship end up in a Shotgun formation wedding?

Does this cartoon make my butt look big?

Always show your best side.

“Take one, Bennie”

At least it wasn’t off a short pier.

I don’t think she understood; FIRST catch the ball, THEN kick it!

Well … if he has a nice …

He’s the catcher