Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 10, 2021

Can’t do the other A____ mode.

Policy policy policy against jokes based on religion.

I need that app.

What? A smart phone now has an app as a replicator?

You could win a Nobel Prize if you invented that app. And probably make a ton of moolah too.

For God’s sake, don’t just sit there and watch it melt!!

I want that phone!

So fashionable.

Does it come with wet wipes?

Typical airline experience. An ice cream sundae with no spoon.

and all that time I suspected that airplane mode was to cut off the signals. So it turns out my phone can transform

…and to think Android’s “ice cream” version is obsolete…

That’s pie in the sky!

Time to upgrade my phone!

Lick minded technology.

a lot of good it does him, what with no mouth and all.

Airplane mode. Your apps will be cancelled at the last moment.

Sorry, not in the mode.

I sometimes hit the wrong buttons, too.

I left my phone in Airplane mode, and it started calling me Shirley.

Now open your calculator app for some pi!

Honestly, I can’t find any fault with this. Ice cream is seriously better than airplane mode – Siri made the right choice.

Well, that explains a lot.

Depeche Mode

I want that option!