Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 29, 2022

My friend always knew that he would be a magician. His father vanished and his mother did tricks.

Same results as from a Ninja Sloth.

Don’t leave snacks on a low table when you have a dog.

What about Magical Mister Mistoffelees?

What exactly are horse dovers?

He is truly magnificent indeed.

He’s from .France, ya know! He knows good hors d’oeuvres when he sniffs them…

“And they reappear…. in my belly!!!!”

Maxdrake gestures hypnotically…

Well, you wanted your doggie to do tricks. Heh heh.

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People with pets never leave food unguarded.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great addition to any day.

One of my kittens did that to the shrimp my dad put out for a party. 2 pound kitten bested the 250 pound male! Who was the smarter of the two??? Me, I hid the kitten and ran!

He likes hors meat