Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 11, 2022

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    With Steven Seagull around you is always Under Siege.

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    bobpeters61  over 2 years ago

    Some people claim that hummingbirds are the only ones who can hover in place in the air. Those people are wrong. Just visit the coast where some misguided tourists feed them, and you’ll see sea gulls hover in place right over the spot directly in front of you.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  over 2 years ago

    I knew they practiced; I just knew it!

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    My son once had a cat that specialized in the dash-and-dine. Don’t dare let your chicken wings go for a minute unattended or Scoots would abscond with at least one of them in a hilariously speedy caper.

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    mine mine mine mine

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Bold moves…

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A seagull took half of a sandwich right out of my hand last September, it swooped in on me from behind while I was sitting in my beach chair. Then proceeded to shamelessly eat it right in front of me.

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    BigBoy  over 2 years ago

    Uh Oh

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    This could be a variation on “Untitled Goose Game.”

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