Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 15, 2022

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 years ago

    “I’m in the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program. I have to go door to door telling everyone I’m someone else.”- Steven Wright.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  about 2 years ago

    Later that night, he was found mashed to death.

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    MeanBob Premium Member about 2 years ago

    So what ride share service does he use? Tuber?

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    A Common 'tator  about 2 years ago

    I tried the false glasses, nose and beard… Didn’t work for me either…

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    Sons name is Tater-Tot.

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    But is he a skinhead?

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    johnjoyce  about 2 years ago

    I laughed out loud on the coast of Maine this morning. Thanks, Mark!

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I thought it was Spud McKenzie.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 years ago

    At first glance..Spike Lee.

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    sobrown51  about 2 years ago

    He made the mistake of buying tickets from a scalloper.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    He shoulda disguised as Ninja Potato.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The neighbor must be Irish.

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