As Founder and CEO of the National Association for the Defense of Fruitcakes, I PROTEST!!! (Lifetime memberships available, only $25 USD or one fruitcake.)
(I wonder if I said that when the cartoon first appeared.)
Oh, come on! I have never encountered a fruitcake that was hard. Mind you, I don’t make a habit of commercial cakes, and my mother and grandmother were masters at dark fruitcake.
Awww, come on Mark, don’t go there. What you need is a really good fruitcake to turn you away from the dark side. Been buying this one for years, small but well worth every cent. It’s so rich and moist, a little piece satisfies. Good fruitcake rules!!
Since my birthday is in January the first birthday cake I can remember was a beautiful fruit cake with white icing and decorated with silver balls. After that I asked for a fruitcake for every birthday. I got my wish until I moved away from home. And yes, I still like fruitcake.
allen@home over 1 year ago
That had to hurt.
rekam Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s not a Collins Street Deluxe Fruitcake!
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
He had to quit because they were driving him nuts.
pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago
As Founder and CEO of the National Association for the Defense of Fruitcakes, I PROTEST!!! (Lifetime memberships available, only $25 USD or one fruitcake.)
(I wonder if I said that when the cartoon first appeared.)
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
My ex-step mom thought fruit cakes were the best thing ever.
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
No , No , No…. Giving Fruitcake a bad name …. shame !
blunebottle over 1 year ago
Oh, come on! I have never encountered a fruitcake that was hard. Mind you, I don’t make a habit of commercial cakes, and my mother and grandmother were masters at dark fruitcake.
Meg: Cute as a Button... The ON is important! over 1 year ago
Nuts… Fruitcakes… they’re both crazy.
RitaGB over 1 year ago
Good fruitcake, properly soaked, is a delight.
KenseidenXL over 1 year ago
REPEAT! repeating….
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
If you make them with dried fruit instead of that awful candied citron (shudder!), they are very good.
DM2860 over 1 year ago
I had a friend try to crack a nut with a nutcracker and the nutcracker broke. I guess they used better wood back before they became purely ornamental.
PaulAbbott2 over 1 year ago
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t
Gent over 1 year ago
Eh but why? Fruitcakes is always soft n nice?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Some fruitcakes are soft but this one must be 18 years old…
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
This just Nut- cracks me up!
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s what you get for being a Hobby Lobby nut cracker instead of a good German hand made, hard wood nutcracker.
Abrus80 over 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8SfdNBUWVk
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
The original nutcracker was a mens ballet outfit.
NaturLvr over 1 year ago
Awww, come on Mark, don’t go there. What you need is a really good fruitcake to turn you away from the dark side. Been buying this one for years, small but well worth every cent. It’s so rich and moist, a little piece satisfies. Good fruitcake rules!!
https://www.monasterygreetings.com/prod_detail_list/Food_Fruitcakes?msclkid=f5921ae867bd15c655d3796717731266
FireAnt_Hater over 1 year ago
Took me a while to realize these were characters from “The Nutcracker Ballet.”
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
It was a real jaw-breaker!!
ꜝ over 1 year ago
How much crack could a nutcracker cut if a nutcracker could cut crack?
RWill over 1 year ago
Suite!
richardclayton1000 over 1 year ago
Since my birthday is in January the first birthday cake I can remember was a beautiful fruit cake with white icing and decorated with silver balls. After that I asked for a fruitcake for every birthday. I got my wish until I moved away from home. And yes, I still like fruitcake.