Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 28, 2022

The horror! THE HORROR!!!

Wonder if the Cookie Monster is doing the baking.

The CGI is so lifelike.

Now that is truly horrible.

Double feature with “Cupcakes from Another Kitchen”

“Grease is the word”.

Oh, Sheeeet!

Historic Gingerbread men. I see Louis XVI, Charles I, John the Baptist. Marie Antoinette and Mary, Queen of Scots to follow.

Just keep telling yourselves “It’s only a movie. It’s only a movie…”

oh this one is half-baked

No Teflon Don obviously.

I’d like to let this one slide without comment, but there are too many sticking points to ignore.

I don’t know which is more horrific, the broken ginger bread men or the cartoonist not knowing that you don’t grease a sheet pan for cookies you use parchment paper.

OH! THE GINGERITY!

O, the humanity!

((((((((((Gasp‼️)))))))

I was told, growing up, that broken cookies have no calories.

Isn’t that the ultimate fate for Cookies in general to be broken up and eaten! , lol

Detectives with yellow caution tape were later seen at the scene of the crumb.

I can’t hear him. He’s breaking up.

Looks like the making of a group of Mr. Bills didn’t pan out.

If one of the cookies gets so grossed out they throw up, would it be frosting or ginger?