Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 05, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    now he looks like Michael Jackson

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Ninja doggie strikes again.

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    kingdiamond69  almost 2 years ago

    Got your nose !

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What about that terrible burning sensation on your ‘leg?’

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    How did he reach up there? LOL

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Them doggies can get real nosy sometimes eh.

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    jim.bullard  almost 2 years ago

    Spooky action at a distance?

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    davidlwashburn  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a wifi carrot.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Give him the cold shoulder!

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    Another Take  almost 2 years ago

    DAM, PARISI IS FUNNY!

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    guy42  almost 2 years ago

    My dog has no nose.

    How does he smell?

    Terrible!

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    sobrown51  almost 2 years ago

    Never really thought about it but a snowman has all the elements of “the carrot and the stick” motivational technique.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like a cat got your tongue too.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    A dog named Bugs…

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    tee929  almost 2 years ago

    Be lucky you weren’t anatomically correct

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