Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 31, 2023

Oh wow, now I want a creme brulee.

Two tea fruity.

Chocolate cape. If you get hungry. You’ve got something to snack on.

FLUNKIN PIE

—— pie gets an F on test

I’ll never see itch cream the same way again!

Years ago, walking through the H&B section of a department store, a display of Icy Hot, which I had not heard of previously, caught my eye. Just at the edge of my peripheral vision, I thought I saw “Itchy Hot.” I had to stop, thinking “itchy hot?! Who the *^&$ wants THAT?!”

My wife says I’ve had Snores while I’m sleeping. I don’t remember having them. I do know she occasionally has them.

Help me, please. What is chocolate cape supposed to be?

Is the Itch Cream a cure or a cause?

Hershey Man should also have a chocolate coat(ing) to go with his chocolate cape.

There’s a peekin’ pie looking at me.

I guess I’ll have to make some chocolate cake.

Augh! Now I want sweets!

Key line buy.

Soon there will be AI comic artists who can make autocorrect jokes.

Chocolate capes won’t last long at my house

LOL! Love it!

If you want more dessert puns, see my sub-gallery: https://www.deviantart.com/deckardcanine/gallery/80333883/confection-creatures

One of my grandkids asks for “itch cream” So darn cute! (Not really. I just wanted to make some of you hurl with a “cute grandkid mispronouncing stuff” Comment. Did it work?)

Itch cream is still better than lice cream.

Chocolate moose. Jellyfish roll cake. Chocolate sulk pie. Southern banana padding. Cheery pie. Lemon merengue pie.

(Funny enough, autocorrect kept changing “sulk” to “silk” ☺️)