Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 08, 2023

½⭐️

guess you can’t give em a g00se-egg

Can you get a refund?

The yolk’s on him!!

That survey is a yolk.

If only Ninja Sloth would catches him and saves him in nick of time.

One star* I realize you sent all of your resources on this emergency but to no avail. No participation trophies are awarded here

Oh well. But he sure make a five star rated omelette for breakfast.

Mr. Parisi seems to be on a Humpty-Dumptyesque kick.

Was Humpty Dumpty an egg??, never seen it in print…

No stars, Humpty’s still in pieces.

Egg on his face again! Those horses and men aren’t cracked up to be what they advertised!

Enough with the egg dyeing.

Poor Humpty.

Humpty’s review: “Terrible experience. I’ll never use this service again.”