Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 28, 2023

“What have you done with the children??!!”

time to hatch a new plan

Cleaning (emptying) out the nest.

Next she’ll say that you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

I don’t think they were ready to fly yet.

Honey, I scrambled the kids.

Dumped the baby out with the bath.

“You know what they say. You can’t make an omellette …”

Of all the nests in the tree, theirs is the clean nest.

Oops!

they rolled around the nest uncontrollably, but once they were on the rim…

…they went over easy

Why the Dodo Bird is extinct…

Their all sunny-side up, just the way I like them…

Yikes…filicide!

Time to find a new mate, mate.

Honey, I killed the kids.