Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 11, 2023

Beagles can’t be choosers.

“Can’t resist puppy eyes!”

The dogs look funny. Time to go see the vet!

When my dog begged, I would tell my dog time for a (and spell the word ) B A T H and he would go and hide.

They’re practicing mindfulness. Or telepathy.

This was the mantra of the Phila 76ers about 8 years ago.

Be patient. It’ll happen.

If we sit here long enough and wear them down they can’t resist…

Just a little more droop to the eyes and you’ll have it.

Ah the old puppy eyes trick.

Hoomans gotta pay da tax. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5JFrbD5yhaA

The dog plead on the floor again.

Add a few whimpers. It’ll get to them.

The force is strong with this one !

Love it! “The process” needs a little more time and they’ll have a treat. Especially if the human is clumsy. Our doggy waits a few feet behind me. I can’t see her (and send her away) but she can see anything I drop or spill. Smart Mini-mutt!

Wow, way too heavy…