Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 13, 2024

Ninja sloth strikes again!

How does Ninja Sloth do that? (Do we know if ninja sloth is male or female?)

We need a book of just Ninja Sloth.

Because I care so much about the environment I couldn’t bear to cut flowers to give to you.

Ah yes of course. Finally. The most awaited return of the Ninja Sloth.

That was too easy

Not nice Ninja sloth, now that man’s in the doghouse!

Hippie sloth? Bride sloth?

Yep! He needed those for his trip to Hawaii. So, score another one for Ninja Sloth!

Look up, people. Look way up.

What would Valentine’s Day be without Systemic gifting?

Ninja Sloth rescues me from the doldrums!

I had missed Ninja Sloth! Happy Valentine’s Day (tomorrow), Ninja Sloth!

Oooh, I hear the chorus of forgetful men already; “Ninja Sloth must’ve taken your Valentine’s Day gift!”

Oh boy! The Ninja Sloth!!! He’s my favorite character! ❤️