Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 22, 2024

pillowcase malfunction?

It would be a sham if that really happened.

We all have anxiety nightmares.

Oh sheet!

I heard that a good way to ward off stage fright is to picture the audience in your underwear.

Hey, now! Kids see this stuff!!!

Pillow, uncased!!!

OMG!

What a nightmare. Poor pillow!

When you are a pillow, don’t stand on your head in public.

we were with a customer at a local eatery/bar last week when a man went to sit at the bar. as he got in position his pants dropped to the floor. we had dinner and a show

It will ride up with wear

Like the Eric Burden and War song

“ I stood high by the mountain tops

Naked to the world

In front of

Every kind of girl”.

Tee hee.

Everyone’s had that dream at one time or another!

OH NO! His “do not remove under penalty of law” tag is showing.

The pillow was just washed and there is significant shrinkage.

Pillowarious! Nobody wants their soft and fluffy exposed!

Why don’t you “slip” into something more comfortable?

Should have worn the “envelope-style” pillowcase (unless this is one of those pillow stripper dreams).

Pillow suspenders! Only $19.95 a pair. (Do you need a pair for each pillow?)

Have you ever awakened in the morning and discovered that your pillow has become uncovered – has (been) stripped?

I’m losing it. I thought it was Pop-Tarts doing a strip tease! :)

So, this is a case of the audience imagining the speaker naked.

I have a pillow which has a removable insert that has a zipper so you can adjust the amount of shredded memory foam in the core of the pillow. I wonder what kind of nightmare scenario that would be!

Oh, no! They can see my wrinkles! :D

Best anti-stage fright strategy is to just get started. If you’ve prepped at all, you’ll suddenly be into your content, off and away.