Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 12, 2024

Go pet him. He’ll purr at you.

Mow!

There are some videos on youtube that show cats crying when owners leave. They didn’t know about the camera….

Don’t worry. In about 15 minutes he will be all over you like a duck on a June bug.

A cat and a sofa. JD Vance is going nuts right now.

Childless cat Dad?

“I missed you”

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“there was nobody to shed on”

At least 3 of our 5 cats greet me at the door when I come home from work

They have food and water already, when Daddy gets home it’s treat time

Cats try to give you the impression that they didn’t even notice you were gone. Oh, were you out? they’ll say, I didn’t notice. Then they’ll raise their tails to show you their little puckered an**s and walk away." Blaize Clement (1932-2011)

Look like he no hungry. Otherwise he come running to you meowing all the way.

Better go check two things: Litter box first, then food bowl.

Mosey on over here so I can scratch your face off.

My cats do that.

He’s a couch petato.

Typical catitude.

the cat misses you but won’t admit it