Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 30, 2024

Duck-foot man.

If a surface can be slept on, anywhere in the house,, a cat will eventually find it and sleep on it

A cat can places that you wouldn’t think that they could

at least the frisbee is safe from being blown away

cats are just hairy paperweights

Let’s see “Frisbee Turtle”, singing, “I Believe I Can Fly!” Whee!

They both seem happy. Let’s think about that.

And Frisbee Ninja Sloth. Waits where’d it goes?

Give him a spin!

Nap-a Valley.

He he hee

Too accurate for the funny papers.

Worth vs. worthless.

Cat dreams are the best.

Never, ever, have I said that I lead a cats life. I said “I wish I could”.

My new cat Atlas was sitting at the cat scratcher, batting the ball around inside and tore up a paper napkin. Well at least hes active.

Which is better? Let’s discus.

A frisbee makes a great cat bed.