Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 16, 2024

After the first time my brilliant cat Juggernaut took down a tree, I always wired the tree to the wall. But he’d still climb into it.

I don’t need a fake cat! I have 3 real ones.

Robocats will never be popular until they are more realistic. That would involve sleeping at least 20 hours every day, destroying furniture, and shedding.

Not tell me there be fake ninja sloth hiding in tree too.

That cat has a mean look.

Fake comment left in comments.

Sounds like a catastrophe in the making.

I’d rather invest in the bottom of a chunk of beryl and a flat iron steak dinner; the spirit of Christmas is too irrational.

How about some fake milk and cookies for that fake Santa.

save a life, get a real cat

Is there a fake dog to pee on it?

Look at the face on that cat!

They got the whole kitten caboodle.

lets get on it Tesla, we need a Cyber Cat

the Tabbynator

If you can’t walk out into a snowy landscape and decorate a live tree, better to have no tree, neither dead nor plastic.

Love it! Thanks for a good laugh.