One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for February 28, 2012

Not for a liter of mango juice, anyway.

Joe, if your wife needs mango juice, it’s a liquor store run.

With that grammar, you won’t be doing much else. You’ve been hanging out with James too much.

I am sure every boy says that at his age….

33.8…

You think you won’t but your wife will change your mind.

Then you ain’t doing no eatin…

i tried to tell my wife that once…….once………

I use fingers

Wait until you’re in college Joe. You’ll have to do some grocery shopping then. And wives usually ask their husbands to do a little shopping for them. They just write out a list and the way he goes!

I usually find it hard to stick to a list, buy extra cookies, pies, etc, wife decides to do the shopping herself, it’s easier that way. On the other hand we are always low on cookies, pies, etc….

When I was a kid they told us the US would be metric by 1978.