calvinsfriend110: How did you know? Except for texture, I would think you could substitute one for the other in an emergency. There is a little town, Telephone (long story), between here and the Red River, which produces a great hot salsa called Hell On The Red, or as I call it, “Eric’s sister” (Helen, the Red).
<showing my age>♪♫ You’ll wonder where the yellow wentwhen you brush your teeth with Pepsodent! ♫♪</age>I also used to parody that by substituting for the brand name the words “wet cement”; and then, as I grew, a single rhyming word of three syllables that began with an “excre.”
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 12 years ago
An update to the old Brillcream as toothpaste joke. :O)
James Hopkins almost 12 years ago
I did that just a few days ago only put hair styling cream on my lips. Blech!
alondra almost 12 years ago
Oh no!
BloomCo almost 12 years ago
Ruthie has just invented the perfect product. Chap stick that keeps a woman from talking. Plus it makes kisses last a long time.
pschearer Premium Member almost 12 years ago
“Hep” is how they say it in Texan.
Saturday's Child almost 12 years ago
I did that once, only it was a corn remover stick! Yuck! It’s funny now, but it wasn’t then.
lutherg1 almost 12 years ago
Years ago, my wife “crazy glued” her eyelashes shut.
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
Once I mistook Cocktail sauce for salsa.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 12 years ago
I can understand a blonde doing that, but her?
The Kangaroo almost 12 years ago
what One Big Happy needs is more Myrna
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
calvinsfriend110: How did you know? Except for texture, I would think you could substitute one for the other in an emergency. There is a little town, Telephone (long story), between here and the Red River, which produces a great hot salsa called Hell On The Red, or as I call it, “Eric’s sister” (Helen, the Red).
Buggerlugs almost 12 years ago
Never mistake Super Glue for Preparation H.
K M almost 12 years ago
<showing my age>♪♫ You’ll wonder where the yellow wentwhen you brush your teeth with Pepsodent! ♫♪</age>I also used to parody that by substituting for the brand name the words “wet cement”; and then, as I grew, a single rhyming word of three syllables that began with an “excre.”
pam Miner almost 12 years ago
oh, that’s a terrible thing. it take forever to get that stuff off.