calvinsfriend110: How did you know? Except for texture, I would think you could substitute one for the other in an emergency. There is a little town, Telephone (long story), between here and the Red River, which produces a great hot salsa called Hell On The Red, or as I call it, “Eric’s sister” (Helen, the Red).
<showing my age>♪♫ You’ll wonder where the yellow wentwhen you brush your teeth with Pepsodent! ♫♪</age>I also used to parody that by substituting for the brand name the words “wet cement”; and then, as I grew, a single rhyming word of three syllables that began with an “excre.”
KenTheCoffinDweller over 11 years ago
An update to the old Brillcream as toothpaste joke. :O)
James Hopkins over 11 years ago
I did that just a few days ago only put hair styling cream on my lips. Blech!
alondra over 11 years ago
Oh no!
BloomCo over 11 years ago
Ruthie has just invented the perfect product. Chap stick that keeps a woman from talking. Plus it makes kisses last a long time.
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Hep” is how they say it in Texan.
Saturday's Child over 11 years ago
I did that once, only it was a corn remover stick! Yuck! It’s funny now, but it wasn’t then.
lutherg1 over 11 years ago
Years ago, my wife “crazy glued” her eyelashes shut.
calvinsfriend110 over 11 years ago
Once I mistook Cocktail sauce for salsa.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
I can understand a blonde doing that, but her?
The Kangaroo over 11 years ago
what One Big Happy needs is more Myrna
hippogriff over 11 years ago
calvinsfriend110: How did you know? Except for texture, I would think you could substitute one for the other in an emergency. There is a little town, Telephone (long story), between here and the Red River, which produces a great hot salsa called Hell On The Red, or as I call it, “Eric’s sister” (Helen, the Red).
Buggerlugs over 11 years ago
Never mistake Super Glue for Preparation H.
K M over 11 years ago
<showing my age>♪♫ You’ll wonder where the yellow wentwhen you brush your teeth with Pepsodent! ♫♪</age>I also used to parody that by substituting for the brand name the words “wet cement”; and then, as I grew, a single rhyming word of three syllables that began with an “excre.”
pam Miner over 11 years ago
oh, that’s a terrible thing. it take forever to get that stuff off.