One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for June 17, 2018

I sort of imagine that either an angel or one of your loved ones will take your hand. They will lead you to Jesus (since it’s because of Him you’re there to begin with). Then they’ll show you around. Since I believe my kitties who have died will also be there I’ll be reunited with them and all my loved ones who have gone before me. It’s going to be wonderful and I can’t wait for it to happen.

I hear tell a shaft of light will take you, you tend to see someone you know who has died, waiting for you. Or so they say…

I wonder what spam looks like on Hell and Heaven servers.

Joe’s got it covered because he just sent knee-mail.

I thought Joe already had a reservation at the other place.

A soon as Joe gets that address.. God will answer in the form of a Nigerian Prince.

1. Some experience a sudden travelling through a light tunnel, others suddenly appear not at the gates, but in Heaven itself.2. The gates are 65 m tall, and they’re the only gates in the city. Can’t miss them.3. No worry about directions, you’ll already be inside.4. Email? Why so primitive? You can talk face-to-face now. :D :D :D

You will find it to be EXACTLY like you found it to be before you were born. Sad that cartoons perpetuate these ancient myths even today.

I hope you wake up on another planet or dimension and you’re a healthy 25 with a ripped body and it’s like Philip Jose Farmers “Riverworld”, Edgar Rice Burrough’s “Barsoom” or better still a MMORPG like Final Fantasy XIV. Lots of adventure, hot women and monsters to fight. One fantasy is as good as another Sure beats hanging around in a bath robe listening to the choir for eternity . Lol!

Joe! Shame on you! God is not fooled by cheap tricks like that!

Don’t worry about it, Joe. There’s nothing there.

At Creators, Joe reminds me of Lucy in “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown.”

I happen to know – for a fact – that the Wizard Of Oz is the one true God, and the Scarecrow is his only son and our Savior. Since I have accepted The Scarecrow I will spend all eternity in the Emerald City (where there will be no little kitties, thank Wizard). Those who don’t accept the Wizard nor the Scarecrow will spend all eternity as those flying monkeys in Oz.

What do you mean you don’t believe me? I told you this is a true religion!

Joe, you’re too young to understand. I went through what my mom had when she died from cancer and advancing dementia. You need to go to church for more understanding. There are children Pastors.