One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for September 19, 2018

LOL!!

A variant of this joke I heard ages ago has the punchline “Wooden eye!”

Still waiting on the birds and bees talk – she has a baby she doesn’t know about.

Ruthie is the cutest!

I’d choose to hear about the fake leg too!

Her name is Lola? I thought she was a showgirl.

Dick Van Dyke (aka Bert) : “The other day, I met a man with a wooden leg named Smith”. Uncle Albert: “What was the name of his OTHER leg”?

Ruthie tells the best stories several combined.

She doesn’t often get to do different personae. Lola sounds like a librarian/soap star combo platter.

“I have a baby I don’t know about.” If you said that, you know about it, Goofball.

Ruthie likes to play characters with interesting and curious backgrounds. Didn’t know “Lola” had a wooden leg. (She lost it at the Copa Cabana…in the piranha tank.)

LOL. I love Ruthie.