LOL, Ruthie is the smartest one in this strip! No kidding, a couple of years ago I saw a news article about a shoplifting that occurred at a Family Dollar. Nothing unusual, right? Except you should have seen the woman’s picture! She had tats like a mask on her face! Like a clown! I am not kidding. I did have a copy of it, but not sure where that picture went or if I can upload it here.But, goodness, if you are going to engage in criminal activity, don’t you usually want to stay LOW PROFILE and attract as little attention as possible? How would she think she could get away w/that?
Should’ve come to my sixth grade class and gotten a gander at my teacher. There was a fat man. And since he was a priest and pretty much wore all black except for his socks and his little white collar, he looked like an orca.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
WALMART.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Gabagaba, one of us!
kaylowe almost 4 years ago
LOL, Ruthie is the smartest one in this strip! No kidding, a couple of years ago I saw a news article about a shoplifting that occurred at a Family Dollar. Nothing unusual, right? Except you should have seen the woman’s picture! She had tats like a mask on her face! Like a clown! I am not kidding. I did have a copy of it, but not sure where that picture went or if I can upload it here.But, goodness, if you are going to engage in criminal activity, don’t you usually want to stay LOW PROFILE and attract as little attention as possible? How would she think she could get away w/that?
trainnut1956 almost 4 years ago
Okay, that was funny!
c.davies almost 4 years ago
She’s right – the mall has become an absolute freak show at times!
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Good thing I wasn’t drinking when I read this!
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The ones at the mall are amateurs, these are pros.
bookworm0812 almost 4 years ago
Should’ve come to my sixth grade class and gotten a gander at my teacher. There was a fat man. And since he was a priest and pretty much wore all black except for his socks and his little white collar, he looked like an orca.
KevDoneIt almost 4 years ago
Or any of the big stores that were never shut down by the Governors and Mayors.
mywifeslover almost 4 years ago
This was my first reall “Laugh Out Loud” from a comic in days!
sbwertz almost 4 years ago
Too true to be funny
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
I see them every day Ruthie.
God particle almost 4 years ago
Walmart at 3 AM