One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for December 29, 2021

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    unca jim  almost 3 years ago

    For years, I’ve been plagued with those “Won’t youJoin Us for wonderful bargains ?” crap and somewhere out there, there’s an eMail box with TONS of crap sent to bobbysmith(at)woolybooger.net aaarrghh !!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Will you want visiting rights?

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    John Wiley Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Rose stops the marketers in their tracks!

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    Smith Grabholz  almost 3 years ago

    This is a classic.

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    exness Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I hate when the cashier asks if that will be everything. No, I’m just standing here with this item so I can turn around and get a few more things.

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    Fortunately, in California, as in some other States, you do not have to give all that registration info to be entitled to warranty service. Why would anyone want to get on yet another list?

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    manowarrior  almost 3 years ago

    Most of the time I use self checkout.if the cashier is a pretty blonde or brunette,then I’ll go up to her.

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    oldsmkysyvr  almost 3 years ago

    I appreciate when the cashier is friendly, but sometimes they try to hard, like commenting on an item you bought. Like a package of cat treats (Oh, do you have a kitty?). Or, my favorite when I got a bottle of Witch Hazel (What do you use Witch Hazel for?) If I had told her the truth, it would probably have cured her from asking more questions.

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    blah_duh  almost 3 years ago

    What is it with people saying “if” and not finishing the sentence? Does she mean to say, “ If you fill this out, I would appreciate it.” ? “If you fill this out, I will allow you to leave the store”? “If you fill this out, I will send you tons of unsolicited junk mail?” Finish your sentence!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 3 years ago

    Nope!

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    Ukko wilko  almost 3 years ago

    I just say, “No” and leave.

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    tjoreil1  almost 3 years ago

    Read this years ago, one of the first live email addresses was jsmith@yahoo.com (John) it is still live and receives thousands, if not more, emails a day. If you have to put in an address that you don’t want to come back to you jsmith@yahoo.com!

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    globalenterprize1990  almost 3 years ago

    Jon Pinette did it better. If the microwave breaks, I will absorb the loss.

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