One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for March 16, 2022

Yea Ruthie that’s when you also figured out there was something wrong with that boy.

That’ll do it…

Eew!

What’s a guy got to do to impress a girl?

Because once you’ve seen purple snot…

So, what do you do with that, Grandpa?

She’s not wrong…that’s why my first wife and I divorced.

First draft of that Prince song, ‘Purple Snot’.

that happened to me too

So that’s their history! It will be even funnier to tell that story at your wedding!

He’s not really what you would call a sharpie, huh?

pink, blue, or maybe even red would have been okay but purple is just not acceptable in today’s world. poor Buggy

Grandpa’s actually wishing there would have been purple markers when he was in kindergarten…

By the sounds of it, I would say the magic was just beginning……

We used to tell this joke as kids: Mommy, I hate Daddy’s guts!—-Mom replies, Shut up and eat what’s on your plate.

Chartreuse would have been better? ♻️

I lost my first-grade girlfriend by belching in her face.

Ruthie, you’re lucky, I know a couple of people that wouldn’t have seen that as a problem, until way down the relationship road.