One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for November 30, 2022

You have some good ideas there Ruthie.

The one about the parents actually makes a lot of sense.

Ah the perfect world.

Ruthie for President!

It’s so interesting how OBH’s Sunday comics is now on Wednesdays!

Taking out big chunks of history is what they are doing to history books here in Texas.

Moses creates politicians, shirts become unisex, witches die (because they can’t touch the lemonade without melting), tigers and piranha get a good giggle, the Chinese have a slightly modified version of checkers which leaves giant marbles rolling into other countries, Lincoln (as one of the few to not wear a wig) decides to get cornrows, parents do away with “smart” phones and social media, the Nazis actually lose, memory foam becomes an instant requirement for automobile safety, and books are printed on Styrofoam.

Worth mentioning, Ruthie, it was an eleven year old girl who suggested that Lincoln grow the beard in the first place.

I’m going to re-edit the old Russian classics. I’m only going to use the first syllable of their first and last name and cut out redundant angst, guilt, and self doubt. WAR and Peace, and Crime and Punishment cut down to a two book 225 page volume.

Sounds good to me

Why wrestlers and not weightlifters?

If I could go back in time and change history, I’d go back to change the results of November of 2016. Then, maybe the events of January 6, 2021 wouldn’t happen. Then, I’d travel to Wuhan, China, in 2019 to keep that virus from breaking out.

Paul Rudd on the $5!