One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for October 18, 2024

Funny how they speak different languages in some countries.

That or the weather.

Too bad her rich parents didn’t get her a tutor, so she could have learned some of that ‘foreign talk’. Kids that young really learn a lot faster that adults. She would actually have gotten something from that trip…

We have several Indian neighbors and their children are already bilingual.

England and America are two countries separated by a common language – George Bernard Shaw

That’s the problem with foreign countries. They’re full of foreigners.

… but it wasn’t loverly.

Foreign countries can be confusing because they have different words for everything. :-p

You can take the girl out of the country but why would you want to? "What did you see? How was the food? Did you go to any interesting museums or anything?

I thought I spoke English until I toured Great Britain. I saw a sign in a shop that read “English spoken. American understood”.

Did you meet my guy Mr. Bean?