Overboard by Chip Dunham for December 15, 2020

At least you only have to be good for ten days, not a whole year.

“You can get me a dozen chocolate chip cookies and I won’t tell Santa you tried to bribe me.”

That kind of question will put you into the naughty column Scratch!

Interesting, “Jesse” is Hebrew for “he sees”.

…perhaps Scratch has some illicit pixie dust?

“So, Jesse, are you …ummmm… white meat or dark meat?”

So, how come it’s OK for humans to hunt, but not cats/Scratch?

Good morning Crew!

Chip won’t let Scratch hurt a flea. The mouse problems continue to grow with Scratch on duty.

I’d say they’re both headed to the naughty list.

‘Jesse’ is almost always male. If the boobs are any indication, this elf is a female, in which case the spelling would ordinarily be ‘Jessie’.

As I read this one of our cats just finished a successful spider hunt. Crunchy!!

Is that a prison tat ob Scratces neck?

I totally agree with you, they’re rats.

If all else fails, he’ll start to wonder if she’s edible.

You’re not off to a good start, Scratch.

Good evening, Crew!

Hey—worth a shot …

’Evening, Crew.