Overboard by Chip Dunham for June 07, 2022

“State Law and Common Deceny require pirates to wash their hands before returning to dueling”

No fighting dirty

The last thing you want to do is come home from a massive swordfight with blood on your hands…

Handi-Wipes should be distributed before every battle!!!

Hey, we don’t want those sword wounds getting infected, now do we?

You’d think after two years of messaging we would have that on lock, but we don’t.

I get 5 year olds forgetting to wash their hands, but I don’t get adults simply choosing not to wash their hands.

For that matter, I don’t get adults holding phone conversations on the can.

Who do we appreciate? Nate, Nate. Haven’t seen his niece for a while.

Wow what a double whammy. It’s bad enough that you go on an enemy ship to do battle and you have to interrupt the fight to take a dump on their toilet! And then to forget to wash your hands after wiping! Total embarrassment!

Good morning Crew!

“Yeah? Well, what’re you gonna do about it?”

“Hmm, guess you got me there…”

I don’t think he wants to find out what Nate would do about it.

Maybe Nate’s concerned he’ll need to pick up and return his sword to him? Ewwww, wash those hands!

Did he sing “Happy Birthday” as recommended by the CDC while washing?

How hygienic of you, Nate. We could all learn something here …

Good Evening, Crew.

Captain Karl?

Did you wash your hands?