Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 18, 1996
Transcript:
Personally, I think golf is too easy. You're nuts! That's a 487 yard par 4 to a tiny island surrounded by water!... What do you want?!... To make the duffers swim for the island through schools a piranha?! No... Giant squid. They're driven into a frenzy by plaid polyester.