Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 10, 1997
Transcript:
Guess I'm stuck with this mug. Verne, old poop... Ya gotta dance with who brung ya. It's not really a bad face. All those little white age spots add character! Those aren't age spots. They're... Not? They were all out of flesh colored Clearasil. That's really more than anyone in the universe needed to know.