Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 23, 2005
Transcript:
"How would you like to be the guy who came in second for Pope?" "There's no vice-pope. No slightly shorter hat. No sidecar on the popemobile." ""Nearly God's representative on earth"...but not quite." "That's almost too painful to contemplate." "No audiences with minor celebrities. No blessing of the sponge fleet. No waving to the St. Peter's Square verflow crowd." "Almost...too painful."