Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 11, 2006
Transcript:
"Mr. and Mrs. Tree Hugger have returned RJ to his natural state..." "They even took my tail straightener. I loved that tail straightener." "Humans freak when they see us snarfing twinkies..." "....They want to see nature in all her naturalness." "They want to see me starve?... They want to see me freeze?... They want to see a bear snarfing me??..." "...At arm's length... Behind a sliding glass door... Inside their climate-controlled McMansions..." "We do the surviving so they don't have to." "They love the idea of nature. The real gives them a rash."