Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 11, 2009

Transcript:

Hammy says, "RJ! I think something's wrong with Verne!" RJ says, "*sigh* What is it now?" TV says, "Are you helpless?...Alone?" Hammy says, "He's been sitting gloomily by himself for hours!..." RJ says, "Could mean anything?" TV says, "?Feeling worthless?" Hammy says, "He's been sobbing that he has no love, no friends, no future..." RJ says, "Sounds vague..." TV says, "Then ask your convenience store clerk about..." Hammy says, "Then he starts screaming over and over, 'My life is a futile, lonely, endless march through darkness!!'" RJ says, "I'm gonna need more to go on..." TV says, "...Beer."