Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 17, 2013
Transcript:
verne: first, RJ, a pawn goes forward one or two moves...then only one move forward..... it can only attack one square diagonally..if it gets to the end of the board, it can become a queen. rj: what if it doesn't want to be a queen? RJ: what if it wants to be a horsey dude, of a pope dude, or a... hammy: unicorn dude! Verne: There are no unicorns in chess. hammy: That's so sad. rj: This'll never catch on.
RuinQueenofOblivion over 11 years ago
RJ is technically right, the rules don’t specify queen.
bubbareb over 11 years ago
Mommy, I’m scared! The turtle is teaching the racoon chess and the squirrell is staring into my room.
limedog over 11 years ago
Think I got you beat. I had learned chess in general when I was about eight, and decided it was time to teach my younger brother. Mind you, I was teaching him because I already knew the rules, and I wasn’t trying to throw the game.
My two-year-old brother found a way to get me into checkmate on his /introductory/ game.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Back in the day me and a friend of mine were playing chess. He came with a new version. “Nuke” chess. When you look like you are going to lose. NUKE ‘em all.It was the only way I could at least break even. In all the years I have played I have on won one match. I just don’t think that far ahead.His brother never lost. He played “Punch” chess. If it looks like I am going to lose I am going to “punch” you in the nose. He never lost.Fun game I still play computer chess. I put the settings on random AND STILL LOOSE!!!!!!