Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 24, 2013

And, Hammy would know…

In college?

Bearly a start. My wife has crates of those things – they multiply in the dark. Put one in the attic and fifty will come out.

What do you think they do at the “Teddy Bear Picnic”.Talk about the economy?

The bathe in Old Spice reminds me of a jerk in the Army who bathed in Hai Karate cologne. NEVER TOOK A SHOWER. Just poured that stink all over himself.He did get a shower later. We gave him one. Stiff brush, lye soap and all. Squeaky clean when we were done. Went to clean out his locker because he never washed his clothes. SURPRIZE. The only “male” clothing was his uniforms. He had nothing but lady clothes in there. He got shipped out later.

And all this time I thought the voice were in my head. It turns out to be the stuffed critters.

If it were a baby under that, it would be child cruelty. A baby could get suffocated.

Hey ya’ll, Twinkies are coming back. We’ll be makin’ ’em down here in Columbus, Georgia.

Someone tell RJ.