Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 23, 2013

Pedro Almodavar may have beaten you to it.

BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There’s the second act. When the catapult gets put back to use solving the music issue.

wish the hunger games was a little bit shorter.

The trouble with fantasizing about getting rid of idiots is the same as the trouble with speaking of “the surplus population”: You yourself may not be on the right side of the equation.

The problem with getting rid of all the stupid people is that everyone is stupid in many areas of life. What if the IQ test is comprised of pop trivia and movie quotes or extreme environment survival skills or 18th century french poetry or social etiquette and interaction?

Not eve to ‘Dancing By Myself’?

Ah, why’d they switch positions between cells 2 and 3? They trade places….Besides, this idea of stupid people into the sun is very much like several of the Pearls Before Swine theories proposed by Rat. There’s the Box O’ Morons, where all stupid people are in a box, or the Isle O’ Stupid People, where all stupid people are pushed off a cliff, only to trampoline onto a deserted Island.

P.S.- There could be a sequel. The Stupid People could be saved by an alien race, who comes to worship them as gods. Then, years later, the stupid people/alien offspring would return to Earth, armed with advanced alien technology…In order to take their revenge on the planet that exiled them…

Good song to dance to

All the idiots who drive in the passing lane without passing anyone are fitted with shock collars…