Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 17, 2013
Transcript:
verne: you should't have sugarfrostilized those poor vegans. rj: nobody lives in my world and tells me what I Can't eat! verne: you mean, nobody lives next to your world and tells you what you can steal to eat? rj: you say "tomato", I say "red toxic balls-o-slime"..... verne: Beefaroni has tomatoes in it. shhhhka-pooey! Rj: that was mean.
I got carried away and planted SIX Roma tomato plants. They’re starting to ripen now. I’m going to have enough spaghetti sauce for the next decade. Like R.J., the local raccoons leave my tomatoes alone, but they are WAY too fond of my apricots and peaches. Plus, the little nuisances dig holes in my lawn and poop on it which R.J. doesn’t do. However, mine are much cuter than he is.