Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 18, 2013
Transcript:
RJ: mmf! erf! Rrf! verne: rJ! wake up...you're having a bad dream! is is the one where you're on a dessert island with only one twinkie and 16,000 crates of kale? Rj: n-no. verne: The one where you get a new 120' screen 3-d hd tv and it only gets c-span? Rj: no. verne: you sneak into a house to groom and discover they use store-brand cream rinse? Rj: no. it was the really bad one. verne: not the emergency exception to the "no hugging rule" one? Rj: I dreamt I walked on all fours, made "chit-chit" noises and slept in a log. verne: C'emre, buddy. rj: It was horrible. i can still taste the sugarlessness in my mouth. verne: There. there.
When I was farming the Racoons would walk through miles of field corn to get to the sweet corn. RJ just took it to the next level …