Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 21, 2016
Transcript:
rj: so, verne..you want to be cool? Verne: desperately. rj: nope...first rule of cool: desperation is the opposite of cool. verne: okay. I passionately want to be cool. rj: dude, the less you care about being cool, the cooler you are. verne: so if I were dead, I'd be really cool. rj: you'd be cold. not the same thing at all. verne: i should write all this down.
i am really cold and the last time i checked i wasn’t dead. well maybe i should check again.nope – just really cold.