Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 02, 2020

Talk about defeating the purpose . . .

I thought Vern was the smart one. Not R.J.

funny…except of course it’s not funny….

And this too shall pass …

Just remember RJ…no humans, no Twinkies.

I hope we do survive to laugh.

You’ll be able to live off what’s in their cupboards for months. After that—well, just think of it as exploring your natural diet options.

Mother Nature has already proven she can do just fine without us.

Don’t worry about it guys. By the time the herd gets thinned out the only Humans left will be the Tree Hugger types that will gladly feed you your favorite treats.

If AGW is not sufficiently mitigated by the end of this decade, within the next 2-3 centuries some number of humans will probably survive (perhaps living underground and subsisting on insects and recycled urine), but those other two species? Little if any chance for them. Now, as for insects …

I would suggest snipping a little lower to take himself out of the gene pool, but I don’t think that will be a problem.

better, probably

Seriously, those view-of-the-mouth masks are ONLY suitable for communicating with the deaf. The filtration area is dramatically reduced and makes it much harder to breathe.

Seems like those guys never leave the house anyway.

I think he means can you survive without twinkies.