Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 09, 2021

I think twinkieholic would be better, because there’s something called a twink: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twink

One cow drop on top of RJ for each Twinkie he eats ;-)

I was close. I said he was a twinkieholic yesterday.

“Twink”aholic … addicted to younguns? Google it.

A spelling correction: weiner.

I wonder how RJ felt when the Twinkies got discontinued years ago.

.346 picoseconds or 346 femtoseconds.

I suggest duct tape, or a stomach pump?

It’s been 25 years, and somehow his heart manages to stay beating

Must have a lot of sugar energy to be able to experience sub-picosecond reality…

Reminds me of something a friends father used to say. “I don’t see what’s the big deal about going on the wagon. I’ve done it hundreds of times. “

What?—R.J. is addicted to Twinkies? Okay, show of hands: Who here is surprised?

I can’t remember the last time I had a Twinkie – but based on my memory if I had one … I might have another, and another, and …

This reminds me of a Mark Twain quote I once heard – “It’s easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it hundreds of times”.