Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 26, 2022

“No, I’M Batman – and so’s my wife!”

The urge just came over me. You know how it is.

Vern could be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, except he isn’t a teenager.

RJ could be Rocket Raccoon, Verne could be a Ninja Turtle and Hammy could be Conker the Squirrel.

Okay, you be the Batman and I’ll be Spartacus.

You’re not even Rocket.

Hammy is far to much of a hugger to be an edgelord like the batman…

…besides, I’m Batman….

I know a cow is about to drop