Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 17, 2022

Hammy’s made me LOL.

That’s three words. Either that or one word with a couple of OTH slang words.

Don Martin would be proud…

I´m sure I have seen the word splort before but can´t remember whe………. ok, forget I said that.

You just made those up. Those ain’t words, they’re slang terms.

Rip Coolio, and credit to Snoop’s mind on his money…

It’s only Weird Al’s version for me. Amish Paradise.

FSM approves of your noodleness.

The singularity is great for your butt Verne, but it is not doing your nose any favors.

Love “spaghettification”!! Great word!

I wanted to know if spaghettification is really a word, so I looked it up. The weirdest part of the description was:“ If you’re into cosmic death, spaghettification is a fascinating way to go. The human body, stretched under the pull of gravity into a string of atoms, would create a spiral that if laid straight would stretch 70 some odd light-years across the universe. But mostly, spaghettification is just theoretical.”

I’ve seen pictures of squirrels in New York spread out on the ground, with their bellies on the ground. It’ called “splooting.”

“On hot days, squirrels keep cool by splooting (stretching out) on cool surfaces to reduce body heat. It is sometimes referred to as heat dumping.”Aug 20, 2022

Au contraire, it makes your butt look nearly nonexistent!