[ANNIE]Oh, my mother was frightened by a shotgun, they sayThat’s why I’m such a wonderful shotI’d be out in the cactus and I’d practice all dayAnd now tell me what have I got?
I’m quick on the trigger with targetsNot much bigger than a pinpointI’m number oneBut my score with a feller is lower than a cellarOh you can’t get a man with a gunWhen I’m with a pistol, I sparkle like a crystalYes, I shine like the morning sunBut I lose all my luster, when with a bronco busterOh you can’t get a man with a gun
With a gun, with a gunNo you can’t get a man with a gunIf I went to battle with someone’s herd of cattleYou’d havе steak when the job was donеBut, if I shot the herder, they’d holler bloody murderAnd you can’t shoot a male in the tail like a quailOh you can’t get a man with a gun
I’m cool, brave, and daringTo see a lion glaringWhen I’m out with my RemingtonBut a look from a misterWould raise a fever blisterOh you can’t get a man with a gun
Sadly, that seems to happen to so many entertaining strips. The authors/artists feel they are obligated to enter the social arena to garner more attention or cater to different biases. Pity. I’d say it’ll drive away previous fans.
If you are talking about the average, general IQ being lowered by guns, you are wrong. It tends to improve a little when each idiot forgets how to handle a gun and shoots himself.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 1 year ago
Take ‘em away and melt them down would be a start.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
I see gun lovers shooting this comic everywhere.
bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 1 year ago
the warning signs will only make them more attractive
Kidon Ha-Shomer over 1 year ago
[ANNIE]Oh, my mother was frightened by a shotgun, they sayThat’s why I’m such a wonderful shotI’d be out in the cactus and I’d practice all dayAnd now tell me what have I got?
I’m quick on the trigger with targetsNot much bigger than a pinpointI’m number oneBut my score with a feller is lower than a cellarOh you can’t get a man with a gunWhen I’m with a pistol, I sparkle like a crystalYes, I shine like the morning sunBut I lose all my luster, when with a bronco busterOh you can’t get a man with a gun
With a gun, with a gunNo you can’t get a man with a gunIf I went to battle with someone’s herd of cattleYou’d havе steak when the job was donеBut, if I shot the herder, they’d holler bloody murderAnd you can’t shoot a male in the tail like a quailOh you can’t get a man with a gun
I’m cool, brave, and daringTo see a lion glaringWhen I’m out with my RemingtonBut a look from a misterWould raise a fever blisterOh you can’t get a man with a gun
From ""ANGET YOUR GUN"
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good luck, Verne.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Woke is a joke.
mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago
Honey! Their after my guns again. I’m afraid we are going to have to convert your sewing room into a munitions depot.
SamReeves Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sadly, that seems to happen to so many entertaining strips. The authors/artists feel they are obligated to enter the social arena to garner more attention or cater to different biases. Pity. I’d say it’ll drive away previous fans.
overtherainbow over 1 year ago
Ugh.
leemorse9777 over 1 year ago
If you are talking about the average, general IQ being lowered by guns, you are wrong. It tends to improve a little when each idiot forgets how to handle a gun and shoots himself.
dogday Premium Member over 1 year ago
No, but it’s a start.
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
If you are that paranoid, hire trained bodyguards.
Ron Bauerle over 1 year ago
To give both sides equal (mis)treatment, I like this quote from Quora:
Your brain has two sides; on the left, there’s nothing right; on the right, there’s nothing left.
jeffbeal Premium Member over 1 year ago
May a cow fall on the writers!