Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 23, 2023

Fun fact: The Chicago River is dyed green for St. Patrick’s Day.

And the Cuyahoga River no longer catches on fire (I think). Progress… very, very slow progress, but progress nonetheless.

Somebody really ought to clean up that river.

Everything I know about Chicago, I learned from watching Candyman.

The Mob no longer dumps bodies in the river — the locals took over the franchise from them.

https://www.greenmatters.com/p/what-is-chicago-river-dyed-with

Verne’s punch line floored me for the full 10 count. I knew he could do it.

Chonkasaurus … catchy!