Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 14, 2023

Barbie sounds like an alcoholic insect.

Hey there Barbie girl! Your movie’s making us hurl! It’s craptastic, and garnering many Razzies! ;D

Now we can watch them melt over the week.

Ken? I thought Barbie dumped Ken for another gu—-er doll.

Remember back in the 90’s the video for “Black Hole Sun” by SoundGarden? Among all the surrealistic images is one of Barbie being rotisseried on a charcoal barbecue grill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efc7njKAfgo

I’ll never watch the Barbie movie. Just the thought of a live action Barbie with all that pink makes me nauseous.

https://americasbestpics.com/picture/barbie-s-crack-house-9yYNV1ZjA

This is why Ken and Barbie are sold separately.

I you think you’d hate “Barbie,” go see it anyway. One of the trailers included the line “If you love Barbie, this movie’s for you. If you hate Barbie, this movie’s for you.”

It’s a smart movie, and very funny.

Taking a stand for equity, Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling received identical salaries for “Barbie,” $12 million each.

On the other hand, Gosling got paid the same money for less work. The real world is still Kendom…

Bad enough that Ken has body hair shading, but Barbie!?

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

I thought it was very well done! Except for pregnant Midge and only one Alan. Barbie is strong and smart!