Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for April 29, 2016

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    Averagemoe  over 8 years ago

    You can acheive greatness with clichés. You just need to make jokes about how cliché they are while doing it.

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    mlkirk12530  over 8 years ago

    ’Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe;All mimsy were the borogoves,And the mome raths outgrabe.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It’s been done.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “…and it was hungry, hungry, hungry!”

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 8 years ago

    Recently a journalist relayed her editor’s advice: If readers can predict the end of your sentence, write a new banana.

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    Hector The Pet Rock  over 2 years ago

    “…and that hippo also ate cupcakes filled with uranium that caused a mild case of the flu.”

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